Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Lack of posting delays

Good afternoon guys! I just wanted to post and let you know that this blog isn't dead. I've just been incredibly busy. This'll change soon, as I'm dropping one of my problematic classes. I'm presently on spring break, and I'll likely have some kind of thing worth posting at the end of if.

Mother 3 is on delay, unfortunately. It will be picked up later.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Mother 3 and other stuff

I guess she had a genunine interest in Earthbound - because now we're playing Mother 3. This is the second time I've played it - and yes, I imported a copy of the game, ripped the rom, applied the wonderfully made translation patch - and put it on a backup GBA cartridge. The first time I played it I didn't finish - I got to the second-to-last chapter and lost interest.

In any case, you guys can expect another huge post about Mother 3 similiar to my post about Earthbound coming up in the following days/week. Also, coming up here is SPRING BREAK, which will be awesome.

Thanks to all of my followers, btw! Nearly at 100 followers!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Mysteries and Miscellanies(?) of Mother 2

I've been playing Earthbound/Mother 2 with my girlfriend recently (as previously posted), and I wanted to bring up some weird things or theories we've had. Not commonly found stuff - like how killing giygas is actually performing an abortion - but things that we specifically have came up with.

1. What the fuck is Mr. Saturn?

There's a lot of really strange stuff in Earthbound - coming from the mind of Itoi - but all of it somewhat makes sense other than the enigmatic Mr. Saturn. Mr Saturn is a strange creature, resembling a human head with feet, nude, dots for eyes, curley whiskers, a large nose, and a single hair with a ribbon on it. More odd than its physical features is the fact that is speaks in a strange curley font. The fans are obsessed with Mr. Saturn - who is not just one person, but an entire village of weird little men.

There are two Mr. Saturn(s) that don't fit the mold in the series. Dr. Saturn, who lives in a trash can - and the thieving Mr. Saturn from Mother 3. This implies that they do have some sense of individuality... so does that suggest that they can also learn to properly speak english(or japanese)?

Speaking of Japanese Mr. Saturn, in japanese, he's known as Dosei-san (which does indeed translate to Mr. Saturn) - meaning that this is not a mistranslation issue. Apparently Itoi originally had intended for Mr. Saturn to have fart noises coming from it when it walks.

Our answer? Mr. Saturn is a race of aliens. It fits the theme. They're incredibly intelligent (given that they help construct the phase distorter), they have a spacey theme to them (being "Mr. Saturn" afterall). Perhaps even, the direct opposition to Giygas' race of aliens?

2. Additional Text

I did a bit of research and it turns out there is a bunch of text in the game that is impossible to see without the use of a cheating device. A prime example of this is using the Eraser-Eraser on the Mani-Mani statue in Moonside. Yes, you can use the pencil eraser on it - where you are greeted with a "Does this look like a pencil to you?" type message. It's impossible to have the eraser-eraser in your inventory at that point though - so why the extra text? This isn't the only example. There's also people who disappear when Threed is "fixed" - who are supposed to have different lines of dialogue.

Our answer? Being a indie game designer myself, I know that sometimes (personally) I have a lot of ideas I want to fit in, usually small details that end up being half-implemented. I mean, given the eraser-eraser issue, I can see that if they had already made the text with the pencil-eraser, why not make one for the eraser-eraser? They probably didn't have a very good plot outline, so they just decided to make both, just incase they decide to put the eraser-eraser in the game prior to Moonside.

3. Ness's Dad

Who is he?! Ness's dad is phone! Jokes and internet humor aside, people have wondered who Ness's dad was from their first play of Earthbound. All we are told about him is that he works a lot, and I believe there was even tips about him being a traveling businessman. His mother doesn't seem to mind him not being around. On top of that - where exactly does Ness's Mother sleep? The kitchen table? What about the father, when or if he ever does return home?

There's been all kinds of crackpot theories on who Ness's dad is. One person even went as far as to suggest he was Everdred of Burglin park! Even Gigyas! They never seem to have good data to back up the case.

Our answer? Actually, I came up with this one with another friend other than my girlfriend - but she agrees it makes sense. You know the travelling photographer? Yeah. He's always around - watching you. He knows what you're doing. He has a job. He travels a lot. We're never given his name. I propose that he is indeed Ness's dad.

4. Nothing to do with the game - more a bit of nostalgia about when I was a child playing Earthbound

When I was a kid, I got Earthbound and played through it with a friend of mine from Japan. We loved the game so much that we constructed a trading card game, similiar to magic (but far simpler) using all of the characters from Earthbound. Ness's dad was one of the cards - and we simply drew a picture of a phone.

Another bit of nostalgia - and you are all going to want to kill me for it. For my birthday, that same japanese friend gave me a gigantic Earthbound poster - one that I have not since seen on any website, ebay, or any other type of auction site. He claimed that he got it "back at home". On the back, there were several signatures, some in japanese, some in English - written with a silver pen. One of these, he claimed to be Shigesato Itoi. Back then, I didn't have any sort of care about who made the games, so I didn't realize the value of this. I quickly stapled and taped it to my wall, ruining the corners, but not the signatures.

And then we moved, and my mom threw it away (along with all of my other posters, and my collection of Nintendo Power magazines - but that's becide the point).

Once Earthbound established an _enormous_ fanbase, I began to slam my head into the pavement in shame. Considering that some Earthbound merchandise goes for as much as $1000 on ebay - and I haven't seen anything signed by Itoi on the market - I could have came out a very wealthy man.

Feel free to comment about how I should beat myself up about this more. *shrug*

Also, I sent in the scratch-and-sniff challenge card to Nintendo. My guess it was "Garlic", because the game made such a big deal about how garlic made you big and strong. I was wrong. It was pizza. As a consolation prize, I got a Mach Pizza air-freshener. Not bad for an extreme Earthbound screwup like myself, eh?

Tuesday, February 22, 2011


Popped over 50 followers today. Thank you for your support guys! Since I've started this blog I've met a lot of cool people. I hope to keep meeting more of you, and have good times with you all. Peace!

Monday, February 21, 2011


Been playing Earthbound (SNES) with my girlfriend. I've played and beaten it many times - and I recommend it to everyone. Unfortunately, you won't be able to find it very easily. You can find a place to purchase it at at http://starmen.net if you're lucky - but it likely won't come cheap!

While we were playing, we brought up an interesting point: What the hell is Mr. Saturn? What happened in the design process that made Itoi come up with the concept of Mr. Saturn?

Please answer me. :(

Sunday, February 20, 2011


Started taking some sleeping pills to help my apparent insomnia. But they're giving me weird dreams. For the eight hours I slept, I dreamt I was sitting on a white room in a chair, watching a white flower bloom. It was weird. Midterms will be over soon and hopefully things will be less stressful.

Also, share your dreams.

Friday, February 18, 2011

On another note

On another note, check out www.last.fm/user/Wolfvendog - this guy is a pretty awesome artist and you should all check him out. *fistbump*

Midterms are taking a toll on me. Today was cool, but my sleep schedule is getting all jacked up. In fact, I've barely slept at all. *shrug*

Midterms meh

Goddamnit, midterms suck. Got a new console I could be playing, damnit! I guess I shouldn't bitch - other people have it worse. All I've got is a 5 page paper, a brochure, and two exams. But I just realized that Midterms are there for no reason other than to stress you out - a test for the workforce. I realize that because I'm an older student, but it's still a riot seeing the younger students stress to the point of blacking out in the hallways, because they've never endured such stress before.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Winter Classes

I've got a really weird class this semester. Apparently one of the required english classes is different based on what professor is teaching it. Last semester it was Irish Short Stories. Guess what it is this semester?

Vampire Literature.

It's essentially a class that does nothing but analyzes Vampire stories and uses analogies to connect it to other pieces of literature. It's also a class where people do nothing other than yell at Twilight, which gets really old. Yes, I hate that series too - but we've all heard it before.

I guess the point I want to make is instead of bitching about something forever, why not talk about something you like? I guess it's in the essence of man to do such things. On that note:

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Wii

We're having a great time with our new Wii. She's playing Kirby's Epic Yarn, and I'm busy learning the ins and outs of the hardware, if you catch my drift. I didn't know that the storage memory in the Wii had such low capacity - that's troublesome. :(

Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentines Day for dorks

So, I'm a terrible boyfriend. My GF's birthday was last week, and I told her that we'd hold off on a present until Valentines day. That's today, and I still haven't had a chance to get out to the store to get her something. Solution? Red Nintendo Wii. Best part? She loves that idea. I've heard that these things can be modded to put Homebrew on them - which I am dying to try my hand at. Regardless, it comes with Super Mario Anniversary (essentially, Mario Allstars on the SNES). This should go well.

Anyway, Happy V-Day everyone~

Sunday, February 13, 2011

What'cha playin'? 2/13/2011

Lately I've been playing a lot of Minecraft.

If you haven't heard of it before, it's definately worth checking out. Essentially, it's legos for adults (well, debatably autistic adults).

What's the purpose of the game? Nothing. You create your own purpose.
 Go out and find some materials and build something.

You want a nice little log cabin on the shore of a calm ocean? Better start chopping wood. Hope you made an axe, otherwise it might be tedius.

Want a huge stone castle? Hit the mines and gather up stone - because you're going to need a lot of it.

Pretty much anything you can think of could be built - if you put your mind to it. Unfortunately, that's what the biggest downfall of Minecraft is - if you don't really want to build anything awesome, the game isn't really going to provide much else. You can check it out at http://minecraft.net. There is reportedly a demo available (only classic version), but you're probably going to want to end up getting into the Beta for roughly $15 USD.

Why am I freaking out about it?

This, my friends, is a creeper, and it will scare the unholy crap out of you if you decide to play on anything other than peaceful difficulty. Nothing quite like building that nice castle up, feel like you're being followed, and hearing a "Sssssssss" sound right before this guy kamikaze's you into oblivion. Read up on this game before you play it - otherwise you might have to learn some valuable lessons the hard way.

Site move

Hey guys, I'm sorry that we had to lose the domain name. That's very disappointing. However, there will be new posts and reviews coming soon. We had a dispute with a certain web hosting service that ended with GIFO deciding to no longer use their services. Sorry for any confusion. Thanks for your understanding.